Outside of describing this film as the most Nicolas Cage movie that has ever been Nicolas Caged… and then Nick Caged some more, we don’t even know where to start. Except to say that Nicolas Cage is Nick Cage and what starts as a meet and greet quickly transitions into a hot tub situation with NPH that requires Ghost Rider to reconsider his iconic perspective on, well, everything. The final piece of the journey is Mr. Cage meeting up with superfan Pedro Pascal’s character and going on a no-holds-barred adventure that, based on the preview, at least–will change both of their lives for the better. We’re absolutely confident these two anti-heroes make everything copacetic at the end, but even if they don’t, it’s going to be an action-packed ride from start to finish.